I cannot believe this book
That was easily the worst improv ever. No wonder they beat Chrysaor!
I am The Engineer. I have a sonic roll of toilet paper and my catchphrase is “What are you up to?”
The Translator. A sonic … ID card?? And catchphrase: “Best life decision.”
The Musician, who uses a sonic cell phone, and whose catchprase is “Ugh I hate this.”
I’m The Teacher who uses her Sonic Kindle, and my catchphrase is, “Woot!” I am very ok with this.
I am the Sales Associate (Why did my mom stop being a librarian, damn it!), who uses her sonic bowl of chili, and honestly almost never text, so I don’t think I have one.
I am the Librarian, I have my sonic Nook, and my catch phrase is “It just has such great character development.”
….that all ties together pretty nicely.
I am the Surveyor, who uses a sonic shoe, and my catchphrase is “no worries”.
I am the Administrator, with a sonic iPhone (win) and my catchphrase is “Did you check tortillas?”
I am the Journalist, with a sonic camera, and my catchphrase is, “By being a dictatorial asshat.”
I am the Consultant, with a sonic cloth to clean my glasses, and my catchphrase is, “I am now.”
I’m The Nurse with a sonic coffee cup and my catchphrase is “My brother had a dream he was Walter White but still himself.”
Counting Swedish beetles? says I, The Surveyor, with her sonic guitar…
That’s actually not that bad…
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
So you multiply that by the reciprocal of 10 to the -7 which is…?
… 10 to the 3?
What? Why would it be 10 to the 3?!
I don’t know, I forgot what reciprocal means!